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Comic 773 - What about human?

12th Feb 2013, 12:35 AM
What about human?
Average Rating: 5 (15 votes)

Author Notes:

Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 12:35 AM edit delete
Centcomm
oops sorry ... I need to slide these into the buffer..
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Deo 12th Feb 2013, 12:40 AM edit delete reply

i think there is a proportional rule regarding the amount of crazyness/hotness someone has
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 1:00 AM edit delete reply

yup I totally agree! a study is in order...
Computant 13th Aug 2016, 1:03 AM edit delete reply
Actually it is the result of sorting, you just don't realize it. Hot, sane women are quickly snapped up and thus-unless you go after married women-don't even show up on your radar. The women who are still single are single for a reason, either looks or sanity (or some combination of both).
When you are my age you either learn to live with crazy, settle for average looks, or you are very lonely...
cattservant 12th Feb 2013, 12:41 AM edit delete reply

You've drawn the elephant* this time Mr. Breaker!



*(Very obscure but interesting reference.)
Jack Munroe 12th Feb 2013, 12:57 AM edit delete reply
I doubt Dolly will acquiesce to being saddled.
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 1:00 AM edit delete reply

guess we shall see :D
Jack Munroe 13th Feb 2013, 3:16 AM edit delete reply
Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
cattservant 12th Feb 2013, 1:04 AM edit delete reply

More the bareback type?
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 1:00 AM edit delete reply

hehe :D
ranger_brianna_new 12th Feb 2013, 12:51 AM edit delete reply

Is it sad that I didn't see anything wrong with the question she asked, about being human? :P

...Well, that confirms what I already suspected:
I'm one of the crazies. :P
cattservant 12th Feb 2013, 12:57 AM edit delete reply

But what is your caloric level?
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 1:01 AM edit delete reply

no its a valid question , however he doesnt realize the full impact of what shes asking.
Hornet 12th Feb 2013, 10:36 AM edit delete reply
Nope nothing wrong with you. He just doesn't realize how new Dolly is to being even partly biological.
CyberSkull 12th Feb 2013, 12:57 AM edit delete reply

That booze on his coat looks like vomit. Scary stuff.
cattservant 12th Feb 2013, 1:01 AM edit delete reply

Must be the 'bull' in it.
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 1:01 AM edit delete reply

yeah I know .. I suck at drawing liquid >_<
Draginbeard 12th Feb 2013, 2:16 AM edit delete reply

oh man, she is hanging on to that mug like it was a family heirloom!
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 2:39 AM edit delete reply

yes.. yes she is :D
cattservant 12th Feb 2013, 3:05 AM edit delete reply

He said he likes intellectually stimulating women.
He should be positively ridged by the time this sorts out!
Dragonrider 12th Feb 2013, 11:51 AM edit delete reply

Someone should introduce him to Kali sure he would find her intellectual as well as quite stimulating.
cattservant 12th Feb 2013, 12:13 PM edit delete reply

Good point! If things go really wrong in Nova Roma , Kali can apply for a security position in Joleet.
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 12:30 PM edit delete reply

@cat heh indeed thats a awesome idea.

@dragon yes he would indeed .. :D
cattservant 12th Feb 2013, 4:25 PM edit delete reply

Joleet is in a good central location amongst the City States. Good place to relocate the whole Cassian organization.*
They could call themselves 'The Sisters of the Short Sharp Shock'.



*(I'm sure Kali has a number of secret transports full of assets strategically concealed around Nova Roma.)
Rashala 12th Feb 2013, 3:08 AM edit delete reply

Ahhh Drunk food and VOMIT to come...Tiem for dolly to learn ALL the unpleasnt ness of teh drink ;)
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 12:30 PM edit delete reply

oh yes there will be pain .. and suffering :D
Rashala 12th Feb 2013, 5:02 PM edit delete reply

*hands out Air horns to Ceci, Marcus. Tedee Ada, that doctor lady who has a Severe inferiority complex with Lynn's mother, Lynn Acantaha, Rose, AND Centcomm herself* Now remember wait til she wakes up after all this drinkign Then once her eyes open Hit the horns!
LooeyQ 12th Feb 2013, 9:40 AM edit delete reply

I thought she puked on him at first, lol, had to go back to page before! Hee heee!
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 12:31 PM edit delete reply

nah just had a hard time getting it to look like splashed liquid..
KarToon12 12th Feb 2013, 10:51 AM edit delete reply

A scientific study hasn't been done because it'd cost us tax dollars.
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 12:31 PM edit delete reply

ok privately funded :D
Dragonrider 12th Feb 2013, 11:55 AM edit delete reply

When he finds out the truth and pays his condolences, in person, to Calliope Taylor, it may become a case of console the widow but don't get caught.
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 12:31 PM edit delete reply

ohhh intresting idea!
cattservant 12th Feb 2013, 3:58 PM edit delete reply

She used to like the rugged outdoors type.
Dragonrider 12th Feb 2013, 8:21 PM edit delete reply

Wonder if Lynn would like a little sister or brother?
Centcomm 12th Feb 2013, 11:18 PM edit delete reply

hehe shes been a only child all her life. and Deck isnt really selling her on the whole brother thing. :D
cattservant 13th Feb 2013, 1:05 AM edit delete reply

And there is an egg unaccounted for...
velvetsanity 18th Apr 2013, 6:24 AM edit delete reply

Don't let CentComm find out or New Rome will become a glass crater as quickly as she can deliver the munitions.
cattservant 18th Apr 2013, 7:08 AM edit delete reply

Cent-Comm won't wait for Easter to roll!
Stormwind13 14th Jul 2013, 12:28 AM edit delete reply

Is there a missing egg? Malpractice?(p.214) shows the "Ovum Retrieval Aborted".

So did it take one or not? Can't tell for sure, but I was thinking it hadn't myself.
Centcomm 14th Jul 2013, 12:50 AM edit delete reply

yep - one egg was taken. Julia stopped the rest..
Stormwind13 14th Jul 2013, 9:11 AM edit delete reply

Well that is definitive enough. I would wonder if the egg was damaged though, as badly as that medical bot was operating. I wouldn't have trusted it to extract something as fragile as a human egg without scrambling it.

Having said that, the evil CentComm running things probably has an evil plan for said egg, so it probably DID get out okay. And we will have to wait and see what evil is done with the egg in the course of time. :-D

Speculations though might be some kind of clone of Lynn, a tubed union of Lynn and Douche-Bag's genetic material (thus able to lay claim to BOTH cities) or just another experiment for Setorius Axinian to play with (and lord only KNOWS what that sicko would think of)?
Centcomm 14th Jul 2013, 10:34 AM edit delete reply

insert villianous laughter..
Stormwind13 14th Jul 2013, 11:18 AM edit delete reply

Like I said, EVIL CentComm. :-D

I'm not Chinese, but I think we have ALL been cursed. :-)
Centcomm 14th Jul 2013, 11:47 AM edit delete reply

^_^ EVVVVVVIIIIIIL :D
Stormwind13 14th Jul 2013, 2:01 PM edit delete reply

At least you are cute while being evil. :-D

And I see 64 on TWC!!! That is the best I have ever seen for Datachasers!
Centcomm 14th Jul 2013, 2:34 PM edit delete reply

I KNOW HUH! and its only day 14 !!! wheee!

Mark_L_A 30th May 2015, 7:53 AM edit delete reply

Ok, so one ova WAS taken. I thought it had been discarded though as comments on other posts have said.

Also Breaker evidently sees the 4th wall. It sure looks like he was talking to it.
Centcomm 30th May 2015, 9:07 PM edit delete reply

Actually unless I messed up no ova were actually taken and Julia made sure all bio samples were destroyed
Mark_L_A 31st May 2015, 2:43 AM edit delete reply

HmmmmI I has a Confoozled :/
Centcomm 31st May 2015, 3:09 AM edit delete reply

Nova Roma has no biological samples of Lynn DNA
Mark_L_A 1st Jun 2015, 7:26 AM edit delete reply

Perfecto now. Grazie :)
GntlTch 6th Dec 2015, 8:43 AM edit delete reply
OK, Now I'm confused. Your comment of 14th Jul 2013, 12:50 AM,
"yep - one egg was taken. Julia stopped the rest.."
says the opposite. Did you retcon something?
(old page #214 ==> new page #144)
Centcomm 6th Dec 2015, 6:57 PM edit delete reply

Yeah it was retconned sorry
GhostRider 28th Oct 2015, 5:39 PM edit delete reply
For some reason, I imagine Breaker sounding like Crocodile Dundy. Especially after that "sand croc hide" thing.
Compodulator 14th Jan 2017, 4:24 AM edit delete reply
I say this as a man. He's completely damn right. All he wants to do is bone a nice looking lady. Nice looking ladies ALWAYS turn out to be batshit crazy. There NEEDS to be a scientific study on the coloration of crazy to hot!
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