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Comic 783 - Random Art Sunday

24th Feb 2013, 10:46 AM
Random Art Sunday
Average Rating: 5 (9 votes)

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Centcomm 24th Feb 2013, 10:46 AM edit delete
Centcomm
New pic by Dianna Silver! Eros , and Friends..
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cattservant 24th Feb 2013, 12:23 PM edit delete reply

With a mother/mother-in-law like that, things are just naturally complex...

...>^~o^<!..
Centcomm 24th Feb 2013, 12:26 PM edit delete reply

hehe yes in deed - but can you name the girls! :D
cattservant 24th Feb 2013, 12:33 PM edit delete reply

You mean literally* or aspect wise?



*(Aphrodite and Psyche)
Centcomm 24th Feb 2013, 12:58 PM edit delete reply

You got it right in one! :D I was wondering if you would remember the names.. :D
cattservant 24th Feb 2013, 1:09 PM edit delete reply

Eros is more primordial than his later reputation might suggest...
Centcomm 24th Feb 2013, 2:10 PM edit delete reply

yes he is :D
cattservant 24th Feb 2013, 3:02 PM edit delete reply

Now sadly diminished to selling February chocolate!
cattservant 24th Feb 2013, 1:07 PM edit delete reply

A rain gray morning.

Now passing unheeded through
To sky white and blue.

{We <tCaI> trust you are well settled and your feet are dry!}
Centcomm 24th Feb 2013, 2:09 PM edit delete reply

well semi settled but yes dry is good ... :D
Guest 24th Feb 2013, 2:46 PM edit delete reply
He seems to be attempting to in vision "Mr Right" He mood seems rather tepid.
Tokyo Rose 24th Feb 2013, 11:52 PM edit delete reply

It's kind of a "MOOOM YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME" look . . .
Dragonrider 24th Feb 2013, 2:52 PM edit delete reply

Give me that Old Thyme Religion,
Give me that Old Thyme Religion,
Give me that Old Thyme Religion ...
It's good enough for me!

We will worship Aphrodite,
'Though she's kind of wild and flighty -
In her see-thru 'nighty
And that's good enough for me!

We'll sing praises to Apollo;
Where the Sun God leads we'll follow
('Though his head's a little hollow) -
He's good enough for me!

With the aid of my athame
I can throw a "double-whammy"
(And can slice and dice salami!)
So it's good enough for me.

Let us raise a toast to Bachus,
We will raise a royal ruckus,
Then we'll lay us down and f**k us -
That's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Buddha,
As a god he kinda cute-a,
And he comes in brass or pewta'
So he's good enough for me!

Well the Christians all are humming
'Cause they say their God is coming;
Our God came three times this evening;
That's good enough for me.

When you worship witth Lord Jesus
Don't you dare to try and pleas us
'Cause in Hell His Dad'll freeze us
Thats not good for you or me

Uncle Crowley was a dreamer
At the Abbey of Thelema
But his magic is a screamer,
So it's good enough for me.

When the clouds they are a'rumbling
And the thunder is a'grumbling,
Then it's Crowley that you're mumbling,
And it's good enough for me!

We will worship Great Cthulhu,
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu
'Cause that's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Dagan,
A conservative old pagan,
Who still votes for Ronald Reagan,
But he's good enough for me!

Well I'm tired of Ronald Reagan,
He's too square to be a pagan,
Let's all vote for Carl Sagan!
He's good enough for me.

We all worshipped Dionysus
'Till we ran into a crisis -
The bar had raised its prices;
That's not good enough for me.

We will worship like the Druids
And drink strange, fermented fluids
And run naked through the woods
'Cause that's good enough for me!

We will go and sing "Hosanna"
To our good ol' pal, Gotamma.
He will never flim or flam ya',
And that's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Isis,
'Cause she comes through in a crisis
And she's never raised her prices
So she's good enough for me.

There are some that call it folly
When we worship Mother Kali.
She may not be very jolly
But she's good enough for me.

Shall we sing in praise of Loki,
Though he left poor Midgard smokey?
Oh, his sense of humor's hokey,
But he's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Loki,
The old Norse god of chaos,
Which is why this verse doesn't rhyme or scan,
But it's good enough for me!

Montezuma liked to start out
Rites by carrying a part out
That would really tear your heart out,
But it's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Odin
Though the tremblin' got forbodin'
Then the giants finally strode in,
But it's good enough for me.

There's that lusty old Priapus -
He's just itching to unwrap us.
(He'd do more to us than tap us
And that's good enough for me!)

Shall we sing a verse for Thor,
Though he leaves the maidens sore?
They always come back for more,
So he's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Venus,
Of the Gods she is the meanest
And she bit me on my ... elbow
But she's good enough for me!

When we worshiped Venus
Oh M'Gawd you shoulda seen us
Now the clinic has to screen us
It's good enough for me.

There are those who practice Voodoo,
There are those who practice Voodoo,
I know I do, I hope you do -
It's good enough for me.

Meeting at the Witching Hour
By the Bud and Branch and Flower
Folks are raising up the power
And that's where I want to be.
Dragonrider 24th Feb 2013, 3:01 PM edit delete reply

Or another version:



Oh, we'll worship like the Druids, Drinking strange fermented fluids,
And run naked through the woods; It's good enough for me.

There'll be lots of pagan lovin when we're meeting in our coven.
Quit your pushin and your shovin and leave room enough for me!

Oh, those Christian folks are hummin' Cuz they say their God is Comin'.
Well, our God's come two times tonight...And Our Goddess at least three.

There are those that practice Voodoo. There are those who practice Hoodoo.
I know I do, I hope you do And it's good enough for me!

We'll be met by Aphrodité; She'll be out there in her nighty.
Though she's kind'a wild and frighty, She's good enough for me.

Oh we'll worship Zarathustra, Yes, we'll worship like we used ta.
I'm a Zarathustra booster And it's good enough for me.

When ol' Gerald got it going, When ol' Gerald got it going,
All that hiding turned to showing And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Sappho, With her lady on her lap, oh.
She put Lesbos on the map, oh, And that's good enough for me.

Those of us that worship Isis, Know she's real good in a crisis.
Leave us to our own devices And that's good enough for me.

There are those who when they've got e-Normous problems that are knotty,
Just refer them to Hecaté And that's good enough for me.

Well the Japanese have Shinto; And who knows what else they're into.
If it helps outsell the Pinto, then that's good enough for me.

Let us not forget dear Pan; Come on Pagans give a hand;
Have a party and a jam And that's good enough for me.

Oh, we'll worship little Bacchus; As a lad he was quite raucous.
That is pretty silly-akus But it's good enough for me.

Thor, He has a mighty hammer, Thor, He has a mighty hammer,
And He'll hit you quite a slammer But that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Loki; We all think he's okey-dokey;
Though he thinks that Thor's quite hokey, Still he's good enough for me.

Thanks to great Quetzalcoatl, And the sacred Axalotl,
For the gift of Chocolotl, And that's good enough for me.

Thanks to great Quetzalcoatl, For the gift of Chocolotl,
Whether cold or piping hotl, It's good enough for me.

We will all soon reach Nirvana; Guess that's better than Habana;
Take a left turn at Urbana And that's good enough for me.

We will sing a verse for Hermes, Yes, we'll drink a toast to Hermes,
He will cure us of our germies And that's good enough for me.

There was once, so I heard tell, a, Bright and promising young fella';
Gave his all to serve Cavella & that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Thor; I can hear his Thunder roar...
Or maybe it's his snore...But it's good enough for me.

We will worship Aphrodité. As a lover she was mighty
and she didn't wear no nighty, But that's good enough for me.

Meeting at the witching hour, By the bud and branch and flower,
Folks are raising up the power And that's where I wanna be!

All praise be to Athena; May her rituals get keena
Though she does sometimes get meana Still she's good enough for me.

Let us worship ol' Diana; She's sure got one helluva manna;
Though we don't always plan a-Head, that's good enough for me.

Let us worship Aphrodite. Even though she's kinda flighty.
(But we love that see-thru nightie) And it's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Aradia. She said "Keep the suits afraid of ya,
And I'll see you in Arcadia. And that's good enough for me!

When you worship with Astarte, She will throw you quite a party.
Better chill up those Bacardi's & save a bull for me...

From the East there is Buddha, He really is much cutah,
Comes in brass and glass and pewtah, And that's good enough for me.

Let us worship Dionysus, Perun, Shiva, Frey, and Isis
(We'll forgive their little vices) They're good enough for me!

Let us worship like the Druids, Running naked thru the wo-ods,
Drinking vital body fluids It's good enough for me!

Jerry Falwell says he's sav-ed. In the lamb's blood he is bath-ed;
And he thinks that I'm deprav-ed, But that doesn't bother me.

O they say their God is coming. O they say their God is coming.
Our God came six times this evening And that's good enough for me!

Then there is the Horned One, Of all the Gods, he's most fun,
He likes to hunt in woods and run, And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Isis. She will help us in a crisis.
And she's never raised her prices, So she's good enough for me!

When you worship Jesus Don't you DARE to try and Please us
Cause in hell his dad will freeze us And thats no place for me and thee.

Here is one thing I do know, Jove's favorite is Juno;
'Cause She's awfully good at you-know; And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Kali, Though embracing her is folly
She's quite an armful by golly! And she's good enough for me!

We will read the Kama Sutra The positions are quite 'outre'
But as long as you're not 'neutre' Then that's good enough for me!

Let us all go worship Loki. He's the Nordic God of Chaos,
Which is why this verse does not rhyme or sync or scan or nuthin'

It was good enough for Odin, Though those omens were forbodin'
'Til at last the giants rode in, And it's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Pan. He's half goat and he's half man.
But he does the best he can, That's good enough for me

Let us worship Quetzalcoatl, A live sacrifice we'll throttle,
And put his innards in a bottle (Well, better you than me!)

Let us honor Ra Hoor Khuit, And his lovely mother Nuit.
If it's not your will, then screw it, But it's good enough for me.

Let us all go worship Venus. Of all our Gods, she meanest.
She once bit me on my......elbow. And that's good enough for me!

We went out to worship Venus, By gosh you should have seen us!
Now the clinic has to screen us, But it's good enough for me.

P.S. Both those have the verse that I added after Larry Niven first published this in Dreamworld.
cattservant 24th Feb 2013, 3:20 PM edit delete reply

And the dusty Christians
Doubtfully make their plea,
"Oh Jesus, squeeze us free
Of Sin and Iniquity!"

(Amen)
Centcomm 24th Feb 2013, 6:07 PM edit delete reply

woha ! O_O O_O ! looooooooong posty! :D
Dragonrider 24th Feb 2013, 7:07 PM edit delete reply

Here another Oldie but Goodie:
Plastic Jesus

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

{Refrain}
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

{Refrain}

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

{Refrain}

I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

No, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar

{Refrain}

Riding through the thoroughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind
Trouble coming, he don't see
He just keeps his eyes on me
And any other thing that lies behind

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Though the sun shines on his back
Makes him peel, chip, and crack
A little patching keeps him up to par

When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
I never blow my horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
Trying to run them down
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
His halo fits just right
And I use it as a sight
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say Damn
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
For he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once his robe was snowy white
Now it isn't quite so bright
Stained by the smoke of my cigar

God made Christ a Holy Jew
God made Him a Christian too
Paradoxes populate my car
Joseph beams with a feigned elan
From the shaggy dash of my furlined van
Famous cuckold in the master plan

Naughty Mary, smug and smiling
Jesus dainty and beguiling
Knee-deep in the piling of my van
His message clear by night or day
My phosphorescent plastic Gay
Simpering from the dashboard of my van

When I'm goin' fornicatin
I got my ceramic Satan
Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
The women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil
Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
Leering from the dashboard of my van

If I weave around at night
And the police think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar
CyberSkull 24th Feb 2013, 5:17 PM edit delete reply

The relationships are complicated, but not for the reasons you think. They are not like Us, they are the Gods. What is Tuesday for Them are the violations of the strictest taboos for Us.

So the complications for Them are the subtleties that We miss entirely and have been poorly recorded by men who could not have understood in the first place.
cattservant 24th Feb 2013, 5:43 PM edit delete reply

Outside in or Inside out?
Centcomm 24th Feb 2013, 6:08 PM edit delete reply

yes indeed !
LooeyQ 27th Feb 2013, 11:57 AM edit delete reply

LOVE it!
mushroomisland 6th Mar 2013, 7:31 PM edit delete reply

NO WHAT <-was expecting a hot sexy scene with Dolly
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