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Comic 899 - She started it!

19th Aug 2013, 9:00 PM
She started it!
Average Rating: 5 (18 votes)

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Centcomm 19th Aug 2013, 9:00 PM edit delete
Centcomm
Hmm something is going south..
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Stormwind13 19th Aug 2013, 9:03 PM edit delete reply

It went past South a LONG time ago. I smell sulfur and hear the cries of souls, I think. :-D
Centcomm 19th Aug 2013, 9:17 PM edit delete reply

oh.. yes.. let the whailing begin...
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 4:03 AM edit delete reply

Currently there's an alarm blaring in the 7 circles of hell "TeeDee incoming, watch out!" :D
Stormwind13 19th Aug 2013, 9:09 PM edit delete reply

For dumbsh!t we have the following:

Have mercy upon me, O God, after Thy great goodness
According to the multitude of Thy mercies do away mine offences.
Wash me throughly from my wickedness: and cleanse me from my sin.
For I acknowledge my faults: and my sin is ever before me.
Against Thee only have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that Thou mightest be justified in Thy saying, and clear when Thou art judged.

I don't think we have time for ALL of the Last Rites, before he departs the land of living.
Centcomm 19th Aug 2013, 9:17 PM edit delete reply

LOLOLOLOL!
jamie59 19th Aug 2013, 9:12 PM edit delete reply

Teedee's definitely not touchy feely but a gun is over kill. Why doesn't she just take his hand & put him on his knees with it?
Centcomm 19th Aug 2013, 9:16 PM edit delete reply

if you recall .. she SHOT one of cent-comm's dolls without batting a eyelash.. whats this guy?
Stormwind13 19th Aug 2013, 9:17 PM edit delete reply

I'm thinking CentComm is just showing where her hand was and showing it turning into a fist. I think TeeDee is decking dumbsh!t, not shooting him.
Centcomm 19th Aug 2013, 9:20 PM edit delete reply

:D not really sure other than adding a additional panel would have lessened the confusion.. shes not going for her gun..
Stormwind13 19th Aug 2013, 9:24 PM edit delete reply

Yeah. Or showing her fist connecting the guy's face. This just keeps people guessing though, and you LIKE to do that to people (you Evil CentComm you!) :-D
cattservant 19th Aug 2013, 9:26 PM edit delete reply

She's in teaching mode right now.
highlander55 19th Aug 2013, 9:28 PM edit delete reply

The fist is one of anger. What happens next may be fist to dumb shits face or She could push him away just to prevent a scene and if he continues harassing her then all bets are off. She may be an angry uptight little bitch but she's not stupid.
cattservant 19th Aug 2013, 9:32 PM edit delete reply

She's 'on the clock' too.
Stormwind13 19th Aug 2013, 9:32 PM edit delete reply

No TeeDee isn't stupid, but she is angry and she is PROVOKED. I don't think dumbsh!t is getting out of here with his face intact.
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 4:05 AM edit delete reply

I agree, he'll have a broken face real soon.

However, I would not be surprised to see him survive with surprisingly few injuries - After all, TeeDee is a professional, and knows that too much violence just complicate matters and involves paperwork ... TeeDee HATES paperwork! >:(

Edit :
And if he tells her that she has a beautiful body, she *would* hold it against him. :D
mjkj 19th Aug 2013, 9:21 PM edit delete reply

Oh, only a little something - I do hope the Lucky Strike is well insured, though...

Poor Teedee has to spark up mr. creep...

...whose tac-com got so suddenly online? Marcus', TeeDee's, Dr. Silver's or the Lucky Strike's, or even Ada's???

*lol* yup, Marcus, I think she hopes the same...
Stormwind13 19th Aug 2013, 9:23 PM edit delete reply

I imagine he can talk to ALL of them at the same time. And he might be calling for an exit strategy. :-D
Centcomm 19th Aug 2013, 9:24 PM edit delete reply

thats Marcus fireing up his Tactical comm system. its basicly a high speed link between all members of the team that have the chip.. ( unless they have it OFF )
Silver, Ada ,Marcus and TD all have it.
mjkj 19th Aug 2013, 9:42 PM edit delete reply

Ah, thank you for the clarification :)

What is TeeDee doing in the second to last panel? It seems she is forming a fist but close to her gun's grip - is she restraining from taking it or is that a rendering error?
Centcomm 19th Aug 2013, 9:44 PM edit delete reply

her hand is "right over the gun" shes .. deciding.. >_<
mjkj 19th Aug 2013, 9:52 PM edit delete reply

Ah, ok, still in the decision making phase about trying to restrain from using the gun and going with the fist.

Somebody please paint a CentComm graffiti (of the in-comic sort - not the author sort) on mr. creep...
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 3:58 AM edit delete reply

Mr Black probably also have a chip, slightly modified to listen to everyone's tac-com's and he haven't told anyone about it.
anarcha 19th Aug 2013, 9:23 PM edit delete reply

This bar is going to receive many bad Yelp reviews.
Stormwind13 19th Aug 2013, 9:25 PM edit delete reply

Naw, in places like Atha this type of thing adds to the ATMOSPHERE! :-D
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 3:59 AM edit delete reply

Heck, it might even be considered a good review.
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 6:54 PM edit delete reply

it might even bring down property values..
cattservant 19th Aug 2013, 9:30 PM edit delete reply

I still think House Security is going to step in and provide a graceful opportunity for every one to stand down.

[Of course they are cutting it a bit fine...]
Stormwind13 19th Aug 2013, 9:33 PM edit delete reply

Cat, I don't think security wants ANYTHING to do with what is going down. They aren't stupid, they aren't getting paid ENOUGH and they aren't expendable (just ask them). :-D
highlander55 19th Aug 2013, 9:34 PM edit delete reply

Cat, I think this took place in a matter of a few minutes. Response time for security may be 5 minutes or more.
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 4:00 AM edit delete reply

House Security pprobably don't know how crazy dangerous a group it has on it's hands, so it'll treat them like "normals" and then modify their strategy as things continue going south.
JustNoPoint 19th Aug 2013, 9:33 PM edit delete reply

I foresee MULTIPLE situations about to go down on the next page!
Stormwind13 19th Aug 2013, 9:34 PM edit delete reply

I think this is going to take SEVERAL pages to resolve, as bodies fly. :-D
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 6:53 PM edit delete reply

oh yes.. there will be .. things.. going on.
Rashala 19th Aug 2013, 9:35 PM edit delete reply

*Rashala is STILL oddly quiet and are those.....clouds starting to get really really thick and dark over where he is*

cattservant 19th Aug 2013, 9:48 PM edit delete reply

LSRL!
Or, don't interrupt his concentration...
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 6:52 PM edit delete reply

oh lord..
mjkj 19th Aug 2013, 9:56 PM edit delete reply

Hmm, is there a joke out there? like:
TeeDee goes into a bar. Then all hell breaks loose...?
highlander55 19th Aug 2013, 10:26 PM edit delete reply
mjkj, That's not a joke, that's what will be on the 6:00 o'clock news!
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 4:01 AM edit delete reply

TeeDee, Ada and Dr Silver goes into a bar ... and all the demons run out of it.
mjkj 20th Aug 2013, 6:17 AM edit delete reply

Thank you, great one Sheela :)
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 8:38 AM edit delete reply

Mr Black goes into a bar, and comes out ten minutes later with the ownership of the bar.
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 6:52 PM edit delete reply

ya know.. I would belive that.
Stormwind13 20th Aug 2013, 7:03 PM edit delete reply

Sheela, it only took 10 minutes because he stopped for a drink. :-D
Stormwind13 20th Aug 2013, 4:27 PM edit delete reply

Yeah, but there is STILL that one idiot in there trying to hit on TeeDee... :-p
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 5:56 PM edit delete reply

But offcourse.

And if there isn't, it's because he's outside ... trying to hit on TeeDee. :D
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 6:52 PM edit delete reply

LOL i like this one!
Barreytor 20th Aug 2013, 12:19 AM edit delete reply

I think this is going to be a biology class, and we will learn how easy it is to turn a human into a corpse.
Rashala 20th Aug 2013, 12:28 AM edit delete reply

*breaks silence*
No We are about to discover exactly how good at Clean up Marcus is when the shite hits the fan or in this case Tedee hits the brit*
Draginbeard 20th Aug 2013, 1:55 AM edit delete reply

Good lord, this little english git is ... is...I mean really? TeeDee isnt exactly leaving any grey area in her 'get lost, creep' response to his advances. She is armed and clearly agitated. How many testicle re-attachment surgeries does it take for him to catch on?
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 4:03 AM edit delete reply

On the bright side, I don't think the british git would try and call the justicars on her ... He'd just try to get it on with her, again.
mjkj 20th Aug 2013, 6:23 AM edit delete reply

Hmmm, was there not an award for that? I think it was called Darwin Award...

Well, I am sure mr. creep will be a likely nominee soon-ish
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 8:38 AM edit delete reply

He could win a free Coffin. :D
Stormwind13 20th Aug 2013, 4:31 PM edit delete reply

I think, Sheela, he won't need one. A small fruit jar will hold all his remains. :-D
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 5:56 PM edit delete reply

Small economy sized coffin ! :D
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 6:51 PM edit delete reply

maybe they disconnected his "common sense" ?
Greenwood Goat 20th Aug 2013, 3:45 AM edit delete reply
No, Teedee, follow the critical path: throw the ass at the bitch!

Teedee: He slipped... slipped up badly, in fact. Still, don't they make a lovely pair? :-)
mjkj 20th Aug 2013, 6:18 AM edit delete reply

Hmmm, that would be a great solution :)
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 8:39 AM edit delete reply

He slipped.
He slipped badly
Oh, now he slipped again.
And he slipped straight into a door.
Oh, would you look at that, he slipped all the way out of the bar!
velvetsanity 20th Aug 2013, 9:14 AM edit delete reply

Like this, Sheela?
Sheela 20th Aug 2013, 6:33 PM edit delete reply

Oh man that was awesome.
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 6:51 PM edit delete reply

LOLOL
VanEzzania 20th Aug 2013, 2:14 PM edit delete reply

Please don't fight, young people. Outside with this
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 6:15 PM edit delete reply

no kidding ,.. i totally agree.
VanEzzania 20th Aug 2013, 7:57 PM edit delete reply

I am expecting a massive fight scene to ensue.
KarToon12 20th Aug 2013, 4:16 PM edit delete reply

Let the bar room brawl commence! XD
Stormwind13 20th Aug 2013, 4:30 PM edit delete reply

Now you've done it, Kar...
"And the man (Marcus, maybe? :-D) at the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl (TeeDee, for sure!) in the corner said boy, I wanna warn ya
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 6:15 PM edit delete reply

LOLOL

@ stormwind. GOOD song!
Stormwind13 20th Aug 2013, 6:55 PM edit delete reply

Thank you, thank you. I like it too. :-)

But KarToon called for a bar fight and that was ALL I could hear playing in my head. :-D
highlander55 20th Aug 2013, 7:53 PM edit delete reply
Barroom Blitz link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmCIe2VEOtE
Centcomm 20th Aug 2013, 8:02 PM edit delete reply

better link ( better quality ) Ball room blitz
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