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Comic 960 - Everything is fine...

11th Dec 2013, 12:13 AM
Everything is fine...
Average Rating: 5 (16 votes)

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Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 12:13 AM edit delete
Centcomm
Enjoy new page goodness! ( sorry havent been able to respond a lot - working on next batch of pages .. )
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:50 PM edit delete
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DizzasterJuice 11th Dec 2013, 12:24 AM edit delete reply

Nice use of lights/shadows with the mech. Very ominous looking fellow Vinnie is.
cattservant 11th Dec 2013, 12:34 AM edit delete reply

Mira Metalhead thinks he's sexy!
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:50 PM edit delete reply

Thanks - hes a really awesome fellow.. :D
jamie59 11th Dec 2013, 12:32 AM edit delete reply

So Mira's ideal date is tall dark & high RPM (rounds per minute).
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:51 PM edit delete reply

hey she likes the mechs.. in a purely intellectual way * eyeroll *
jamie59 11th Dec 2013, 11:29 PM edit delete reply

"Sexy Gats" sounds like lust to me.
Stormwind13 12th Dec 2013, 6:54 AM edit delete reply

Me too, Jamie. :-) At least seriously heading into the lust territory.
cattservant 11th Dec 2013, 12:55 AM edit delete reply

Kristal/Krystal?
Her boob badge tattoo is more pronounced.
Is it responding to being scanned? (Like UV light.)

[Or is she excited to be doing her duty?]
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:51 PM edit delete reply

>_< I think thats just the lighting >_<
Tokyo Rose 11th Dec 2013, 6:25 PM edit delete reply

*grumble grumble freaking typos grumble fix*
Stormwind13 11th Dec 2013, 8:11 PM edit delete reply

Poor Rose. At least people are interested enough in the comic to read it and comment on it. You do a pretty good job keeping things right, so we will cut you a LITTLE slack... :-)
Antonious 11th Dec 2013, 9:37 PM edit delete reply

Careful Storm, too much slack and Rose might use it to string someone up. :)
velvetsanity 12th Dec 2013, 5:39 AM edit delete reply

Just a note and a word of encouragement at the same time: I tend to be extremely anal about typos, misspellings, grammatical, and editorial errors. However, it only kicks in when I'm reading something ***GOOD***. I suspect I'm not the only one like that.

The only reason I'm not commenting on them here is because other people are spotting them and you're getting them fixed before I get a chance to read the page :D
Aura_Spark 14th Dec 2013, 6:48 AM edit delete reply

The feeling is mutual, I can assure you :D
Aura_Spark 14th Dec 2013, 6:48 AM edit delete reply

The feeling is mutual, I can assure you :D
Aura_Spark 14th Dec 2013, 6:48 AM edit delete reply

The feeling is mutual, I can assure you :D
CyberSkull 11th Dec 2013, 2:30 AM edit delete reply

You'd think the big ones would have enough room for an extra cluster of processors or two so they could avoid the "jumping to conclusions" optimization.
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:51 PM edit delete reply

Heh actually its a "myth" that Drones are rather stupid.
Stormwind13 11th Dec 2013, 8:13 PM edit delete reply

Limited is a better description, CentComm. The drones aren't interested in philosophy, the arts or anything beyond the best way to spray hostiles over the landscape, but they aren't STUPID. The drones know 1,001 ways to kill you and can improvise 10,001 more. :-D
CyberSkull 11th Dec 2013, 10:54 PM edit delete reply

I never said it was stupid. I just said they seem to be well optimized for thinking in a certain way. Pigeonholing, after all, is the easiest way of thinking about the world. The catch all case is the "obliterate" option in this paradigm.
Rashala 11th Dec 2013, 2:31 AM edit delete reply

hmmm I wonder....Get mira and Tedee together And let her peek under Tedee's skin... Yeah She'd be in love there I bet
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:52 PM edit delete reply

Teedee MIGHT get offeneded.. and punch her >_<
Stormwind13 11th Dec 2013, 8:15 PM edit delete reply

Might?!? I don't think there is any QUESTION of that, I mean Ms. Cactus (she is that prickly) letting anyone but Ada that close. And that only when she is too injured to protest it. :-p
Greenwood Goat 11th Dec 2013, 6:34 AM edit delete reply
- "ATTENTION! MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVES TOWARD THIS UNIT! MAKE NO UNTOWARD MOVES AT THIS UNIT! MAKE NO SQUEEING SOUNDS AT THIS UNIT! MAKE NO GOO-GOO EYES AT THIS UNIT! THIS UNIT ≠ THAT SORT OF UNIT!"

>:=)>
Guest 11th Dec 2013, 6:47 AM edit delete reply
LOL Goat. :-D
Sheela 11th Dec 2013, 1:01 PM edit delete reply

Hah ... good one. :)
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:52 PM edit delete reply

LOL that cracked me up
Antonious 11th Dec 2013, 9:38 PM edit delete reply

LMAO
Aura_Spark 14th Dec 2013, 6:50 AM edit delete reply

ROFL
mjkj 11th Dec 2013, 7:37 AM edit delete reply

Great one - though Mira is a bit wary for the glomp it seems...

*lol* I love that line: I come in peace an' shit...
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:53 PM edit delete reply

well yeah its pointing a WHOLE lot of hot death in her direction.. its the same thing as a tiger or lion in a zoo you might love them but they are dangerous.
Greenwood Goat 12th Dec 2013, 4:53 AM edit delete reply
Not to mention:

- "GLOMP DETECTED! ELECTRIFYING SHELL! COMMENCING EVASIVE DANCE MANOEUVRES!"

>:=)>
Antonious 12th Dec 2013, 10:51 PM edit delete reply

LOL
KarToon12 11th Dec 2013, 9:42 AM edit delete reply

"I come in peace, and shit."

I think that's my new favorite line from this comic. XDXDXD
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:53 PM edit delete reply

LOL it was just perfect for the page :D
Tokyo Rose 11th Dec 2013, 6:23 PM edit delete reply

Some characters practically write their own dialogue; Mira's one of 'em :D
mjkj 12th Dec 2013, 5:35 AM edit delete reply

I wonder though why anyone would come in shit, but that is just me... :p
Tokyo Rose 12th Dec 2013, 5:52 PM edit delete reply

There's an entire sub-genre of porn out there which proves that, as incomprehensible as it may be to normal people, the interest exists.

There are many things I wish I didn't know. The Internet, it giveth and it taketh away.
Sheela 12th Dec 2013, 9:44 PM edit delete reply

It took my innocence. :(
Sleel 11th Dec 2013, 11:17 AM edit delete reply

HA! I just watched I Come in Peace again last week. Been on a bit of an movie binge in the last few weeks. Some old sci-fi/action, some Asian stuff. Probably watched a couple dozen in the last few.
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:53 PM edit delete reply

awesome !
Hornet 11th Dec 2013, 11:42 AM edit delete reply
I'd love a good picture of Vinny
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:54 PM edit delete reply

well there might be a tech entry soon then :D
Aura_Spark 14th Dec 2013, 6:51 AM edit delete reply

Oooh! >_<
Dragonrider 11th Dec 2013, 11:54 AM edit delete reply

I come in peace an shit, an I wanna have your babies, can we start now.
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:55 PM edit delete reply

BUHAHAH! good one!
Dragonrider 11th Dec 2013, 5:47 PM edit delete reply

Alternate conversation:
"I come in peace an shit. Hey Good Lookin' I've got a shop out in the wastes with a surplus New Rome Heavy APC with a twin fusion turret mount. Said it was lonely what say you come back with me to someplace that 'preciates good machinery an 'tween the APC an me we can make it real pleasant for ya. We might even give ya some little droids ya can help grow up so theys just like their daddy.
Aura_Spark 14th Dec 2013, 6:53 AM edit delete reply

Vinnies Replie: DOES NOT COMPUTE! THIS UNIT REQUIRES CLARIFICATION!
pao 11th Dec 2013, 12:11 PM edit delete reply

Nice page as always! Beautifully posed and shot, and great natural dialogue.
Centcomm 11th Dec 2013, 2:55 PM edit delete reply

*blush* thank you very much!
Dragonrider 11th Dec 2013, 7:13 PM edit delete reply

Allie: Uhhhm Krystal is this girl all there? Seems a little weird.

Krystal: Waster, bit odder than most we see but very oriented on what she wants. And right now Allie I think we need to get her out of here before she traumatizes poor Vinnie. She wants to jump his circuits right now and I would put money on her that she could do it and get away.

Allie: Where did you say she was going? Taylor? Let me get Ray down here to take her up.

Krystal: Miss, please come here Allie is getting Officer Ray who is assigned to Ms. Taylor as Security down to escort you up.

Ray: Allie, Krystal whats the rush, who have we got here?

Krystal: Ray this is Mira Ankur she has 3C clearance to see Ms. Taylor on some business from their Guardian would you escort her up please?

Mira: Hi Ray, Bye Vinnie see you later hot stuff.

Allie: Krys We've got the VIP guest suite vacant and undergoing remodeling, think we could put those two in there and sell tickets? If she's as good as you say we could make enough to pay off our contracts and body debt and still live high.

Krystal: Sounds tempting, ask Vinnie what he thinks.

Vinnie: I hear you two, hell no I am NOT going in any room alone with that woman she scares the circuits out of me. NO-NO and HELL NO
Stormwind13 11th Dec 2013, 8:16 PM edit delete reply

Poor Vinnie... Mira just wants him for his sexy body (and weapons). :-D
highlander55 11th Dec 2013, 8:38 PM edit delete reply

Hmmmm! Something about a multi-barrel gun?
Poor Vinnie, even in the future they have sexual harassment!
Wonder if they have a Pinocchio model and the cowgirl going "LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME"!
Dragonrider 11th Dec 2013, 8:41 PM edit delete reply

Maybe Vinnie's gun barrels revolve at a faster rate??
highlander55 11th Dec 2013, 9:27 PM edit delete reply
Well now! It would take longer for her to wear out all of his barrels. ;)
Don B. 12th Dec 2013, 6:03 PM edit delete reply
when an object is objectified, does it know? Or care?
Stormwind13 12th Dec 2013, 9:00 PM edit delete reply

Vinny probably wouldn't care right up to the point Mira got out her screwdriver and started trying to take him apart. THEN he would probably object. :-D
Aura_Spark 14th Dec 2013, 6:57 AM edit delete reply

What is slightly worrying about that is that Vinnies idea of "objecting" usually involves using several of his most…destructive weapons. :-]
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